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Actor - Best known for playing Peter Stone in Degrassi: the Next Generation.
Gorgeous green eyes. Pretty face.
Ignorant Person: Isn't Jamie Johnston like... a jerk?
Exasperated Person: That's Peter, the CHARACTER he plays. NOT him. Idiot.
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Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.
Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI
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mean ass person who breaks a girls heart
danny johnstone ass who suddley doesnt want to date a girl after for 4 months she gave up alot just to be with him
A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.
Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!
Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic
Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT
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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox
Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston
This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.
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when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),
i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston
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4foot 6 ginger sexual predator with a tiny circumsised penis
Watch for that Liam Johnston fella, he'll finger your virgin butthole
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He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.
Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.
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