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an ottowa johnston

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),

i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston

by halifax52 April 23, 2010

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Ottowa

Capitol of Canada where, surprsingly,no one has mentioned under the Ottowa entry, that Canada/US superstar Alanis Morissette's from.

Girl with accurate taste:I love Alanis Morissette, if Ottowa gave us ANY superstars here in the USA, it's her."

by ESSJAY September 19, 2021


Ottowa Runaround

The act of being disparaging to POC athletes during a sporting event. Originated from comments made by politicians and TV personalities in the run up to the 1989 Ottowa marathon.

Ugh, commentators are giving Marcus rashford the Ottowa Runaround again. They can't help themselves but put POC athletes down

by JS6768 August 14, 2022