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The Rap Mechanic refers to hip-hop artist Pete Wurthy, aka "The Rap Mechanic". He often totes a larger than life pipe wrench that was passed down to him from his grandfather. The wrench tends to be the largest wrench most non-industrial mechanics have ever seen, especially on a stage during a performance. The Rap Mechanic is also known to spray his front row audiences with water in various forms.
Concert guy1: Did you see the Rap Mechanic? He totally just dowsed those people down front!
Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!
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Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency
J-Wolf is a diesel mechanic; a mans man who gets all the bitches
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The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus
Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."
A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.
After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.
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n. The most hardcore and manly type of engineering known to man.
Business major: "What do you major in bro?"
MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."
Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*
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As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I gave her a Mechanical Bull.
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1. Any Vehicle of any make or model known for inherent problems.
2. A car/truck/van/etc that is broken more often than it is running.
3. Any goofy, oddball, badly engineered, or poorly implimented component that causes a vehicle to reflect definition 2.
4. That tiny 99 cent part that breaks at the most inconvenient time and then magically ballons into a $1,400 shop bill.
Dammit! My Thunderbird is a real Mechanic's friend! That's the fifth starter it's chewed up since I bought it!
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