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United States

A country trying to copy the United Kingdom. And also a place where politics is the most talked about thing.

Dave wanted to visit the United States but he didn't want to face discrimination of political opinions, so he went to Canada instead.

by just some random american March 15, 2021


United States

The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh

(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry

by Incoccnito June 22, 2021


united states

the country thats going to hell because Obama was elected president.

Where is the united states?
Hell
Why?
Barrak Obama is there.

by COOLESTPRESONALIVE April 13, 2010

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United States

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY IN THIS EARTH

That must be the greatest thing ever known to man. I know, its the United States.

by BOT Putin March 11, 2017

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United States

Best damn country out there. Anybody who doesn't like America can kiss my ass.

United States is better than you!

by fjdka;js July 18, 2006

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united states

the best country on earth

why the united states owns:
best military on earth,
4th largest in land mass,
smartest people,
the fact that america started out as a group of rebels and is now the most powerful nation on earth,
we have the nukes!
if it wasnt for america, the world would be ruled by nazis,
football,
most of the worlds music is from america,
we MADE china redo their currency,
the most technically advanced ppl on earth,
if we wanted to, we could kick canada's ass,
best movies.

theres more, but i cant think of the right now

by frediopolis October 14, 2005

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United States

The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.

Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.

by SlickSerpent99 September 23, 2017

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