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Derogatory term for Prince George's "PG" County, Maryland, a suburb of Washington DC. Now has more murders than DC. More and more low-income African-American DC residents (and others) are being forced out of DC by high rents and real estate prices, and moving to PG County.
DC is subdivided into eight political wards. PG County is just over the border from Ward 8, which is east of the Anacostia River in DC, and DC's poorest and blackest ward.
<Dupont Circle guy> Dude, you still looking for a place to live?
<Dupont Circle guy #2> Man, I can't believe this shit. Rent's all so fuckin' expensive. I'm gonna end up in Ward Nine.
<Dupont Circle guy> *snort*
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Joel Ward is an NHL player who plays for the Washington caps. He is the all around best player in the NHL and he fucks at least 2 bitches every night, and he is the currently the leading jersey seller of all the NHL players.
John: how many bitches do you think Joel Ward got tonight?
Mike: oh id say at least 17
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From South Yorkshire, Curtis is the guitarist in British band Bring Me The Horizon. He's a big Metallica fan. Although he likes living with his mom, he thinks that 21 is too old to have someone telling you to turn your music down. His best friend is Lee Malia, and they are in a Metallica tribute band called Fifth Column.
Curtis is deaf in one ear and partially blind in one eye. In his good ear, he has developed tinnitus (a continuous ringing sound) that has been getting louder and higher pitched. Due to his financial situation, he can't afford to get proper earplugs, so he continues playing music without one, slowly destroying his hearing. The tinnitus is so severe, he has to smoke enough weed to pass out just to sleep at night.
Curtis is very nice, quite funny, and just generally a nice person.
Person 1: Who's the guitarist in BMTH who's going deaf?
Person 2: Oh, that's Curtis Ward.
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An incredible drummer of Black Sabbath. He is the original drummer for them. Him, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Ozzy Osbourne are all the original members of Black Sabbath. He is unfortunately, not with Black Sabbath as he left in 2012 because of an issue with their latest album, 13. Tommy Clueftos takes his place for touring, but Black Sabbath has no official drummer as of October 2015.
Did you hear Bill Ward's drum solo in Rat Salad? It's amazing! That guy can really pound on those drums!
The name of someone who doesn't burn/ blow gas
Yea that Seth Ward guy is lame
a mythical presence that is best described by females - they enter a room feeling normal, and are suddenly overcome by an unexplainable yearning to spend every minute of every day in the company of Tom Ward.
Those that are lucky enough (and there aren't many) to have a force-field to protect against the effect generally find that said force-field is worn down and all but destroyed by the 4th drink, thereby rendering them as powerless as any normal female.
There are no long term side effects from being struck by the Ward effect, but for the entire time that you are in in his company rest assured that you will, indeed, be struck
"I thought I'd switched the filter on, but she's definitely been struck by the Ward Effect"
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the way awkward should be spelled.
-how do you spell "awk...ward"?
-Exactly like that.
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