agitator

Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.

What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.

Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...

Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born

Solex Agitators

The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.

Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.