almost vegan

this is a vegetarian that eats almost entirely vegan, but cannot live without cheese.

“i’m an almost vegan, i just love cheese to much”

almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

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almost done

not really actually close to done, and probably not done for a while.

sitting in an uncompleted state while other things- like checking one's facebook account, singing into one's hairbrush, dancing around one's bedroom, and dating other guys- get done.

jack: are you done yet?

jill: i'm almost done

(jack checks internet and sees jill responding to multiple comments about urbanddictionary week on facebook)

jack: :-/

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Almost Here

Debut full length album From The Academy Is...

Released in 2005 from Fueled by Ramen

Track listing:
1. Attention
2. Season
3. Slow Down
4. The Phrase That Pays
5. Black Mamba
6. Skeptics and True Believers
7. Classifieds
8. Checkmarks
9. Down and Out
10. Almost Here

Almost Here is the best album from TAI so far.

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Almost girlfriend

The girl who almost became your girlfriend but something happened meanwhile and you just lost her.

Your friend sees a hot girl and says dude look at her...

You say dude she was in my high school and she was my almost girlfriend.

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almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

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Almost Mexico

Yuma, Arizona-located as close to Mexico as you can get without crossing the fence

yuma, az- not good enough to be cali but not ghetto enough to be mexico but almost mexico

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