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The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.
"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."
have you seen Nikocado Avocado?
yeaa hes ugly and fat
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A type of person who is usually under 4 feet that has a bowl cut. He is known for taking half-naked pictures of himself and sending them to group chats. He then proceeds to rage and call people dumbasses. He is typically seen to be playing Clash Royale. Most people refer to this creature as a monkey.
Aaron Avocado is a monkey and is a threat to humanity.
A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.
Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup
When you put your left nut in the coochie and jump off the bed
Hey man last night I went to my grandmas house and did the flying avocado
The Avocado Groove is what every purchaser of avocados should strive for when purchasing avocados for the week.
On Sunday, you go grocery shopping and you take a look at the avocados. You do your best to try and pick out a variety of them. You get a few that are on the harder side, a few that seem to be softening, and maybe 1 thats ready to go now.
Picking avocados is quite simple, but eating the avocado at the right time can be difficult. With proper execution and technique, a person can acheive a true avocado groove and eat a perfect half or whole avocado every day for the whole week without wasting a single one.
Here are some of my personal pointers:
-Try to diversify the avocado ripeness when purchasing several of them.
-Leave the hard ones out on your counter in a bowl, they will ripen quickest this way.
-When they start to soften, put them in the refrigerator so they stay in their ripest form for as long as possible.
-If you are only eating half of one, always leave the pit in the uneaten half and try to seal it up and get as much air out of the bag/container/wrap as you can!
Marc: Hey Deb! Those avocados look delicious!
Deb: Thanks, Marc! I'm making a delicious salad for lunch every day this week, would you like the recipe?
Marc: Absolutely! You gotta catch that avocado groove if you want those to last you the whole week! Last time I bought avocados here they were only good for 38 seconds!
When trying to remove the pit from an avocado & end up slicing/cutting open your hand, resulting going to the doctors for stitches.
person 1: what happened to Becky?
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that's some white people shit
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