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The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.
"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."
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when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)
My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.
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Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience
Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?
Son: I’m busy using it!
Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!
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When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...
Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.
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An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.
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a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.
I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.
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For Use With Anal Sex Only. After the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. To alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient's kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. This action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a "squeegee," which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.
I was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her butt, so I utilized the Carolina Cleaner
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