Thumb cramp

The kind of cramp you get from pressing the sprint button on Modern warfare 2 for too long

I got this masive thumb cramp from useing my marathonclass too long..

period cramps

When your on your "period"those sharp pains in your lower belly. and hurts like hell!!

Skylar: "Can I have some advil"?
Meghan: "Period cramps"?
Skylar; yes!

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penis cramp

when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).

" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"

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Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing

Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp

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Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

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Period cramps

The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.

Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.

While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.

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wank cramp

Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.

Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!

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