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Economy Monkey

A person who exists only as a cog in the capitalist economy that drives the US, often having no true free will.

I can’t believe you invested in the stock market you economy monkey!

by MooMooMalone March 4, 2021

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Connecticut Economy

The economic system which consists of three components: Communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.

Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?

Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.

by What I Am October 1, 2012

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American Economy

The only economy in the world that thrives on disease and death. Currently in a bit of a downward spiral thanks to the resident dumbass, George Bush

Cigarettes, Liquor, Guns, and Fast Food. Remove one of these key elements from the American economy, and it will crash. It's fact.

by My name March 25, 2006

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Mixed Economy

Mixed Economy is an economy that includes a variety of private and public control, reflecting characteristics of both capitalism and socialism.

ALL so called capitalist countrys are in fact mixed economies

the usa is a good example of this since it has always been considered capitalist but in fact has been a mixed economy since at least frederick roosevelts time.why well it has had big gov,public ownership of education,security,public funding of the private sector(as proven by noam chomsky),etc

china is another good example of mixed economy as it is often considered either communist or capitalist but like usa is also a mixed economy.

it is also necessary to know that capitalism and socialism have collapsed and failed in the first and second worlds and only exist in third world countrys

it is also important to know that while mixed economy does gain the good of both systems it also can inherit the bad
such as corrupt gov and bureacracy from both systems.heavy gov control from socialism.high crime and private control from capitalism,etc

so far even with its down sides mixed economy has proven to be the most efficient system the world has seen so far.unfortunatly it is often labeled and thought of as capitalism(IT IS NOT!) by right(mostly) and left wing groups not to mention the media.

as a personal thought it seems interesting how alot of misinformed people believe the bs the media propagates and i highly plead with you the reader to spread the word of mixed economy and debunk this bullshit belief that the first world is capitalist.no it is not!.

by dudetellingthetruthnotmediaBS March 30, 2011

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viral economy

The abrupt halt of all but the most essential businesses and services in an attempt to preserve life at the peril of financial stability.

Curfew begins Tonite between 10pm and 5am...all restaurants, bars, gyms, government installations and massage parlors must close in the viral economy

by YAWA March 27, 2020

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venezuelan economy

Complete ass

Guy1: you heard about the stock market crash
Guy from Venezuela: you fuck you mother ass fucker bitch

Guy1: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like the Venezuelan Economy

by ButterMyEggroll May 2, 2019


Command Economy

When the government, or a big party, controls the market leaving all businesses ruined. It also ruins everyones free will to buy what they want at a certain price.

When Jagex added Grand Exchange to Runescape; allowing them to control all prices and disallow freedom which is also known as Command Economy(Definition by Dwarf Fight3)

by Dwarf Fight3 January 20, 2009

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