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when you are a savage at everything
solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday
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An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.
There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.
Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"
Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*
Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."
A meal that you have late at light/really early in the morning (between midnight and 3am).
This feast is usually had by bartenders, graveyard shift workers or people who stay awake more often during the night than the day.
This meal can be anything from breakfast to dinner, as long as its a meal, not a snack.
Bartender#1: "fuck those customers were assholes tonight, glad i finished at 230am. im hungry, lets go have an Owl Feast!!"
Bartender #2: "hell yeah! im starving!!"
Bartender#1: "Golden Century it is!"
Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.
Best enjoyed with a cool beer.
Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.
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"Why does he always have women, he's a skinny little fucker?"
"Because he's king of feasts, dude."
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Shitting directly in a man's mouth from the reverse cowgirl position
Brian gave me quite the feast of Stephen last night. Help me brush me teeth.
noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.
"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"