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The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!
Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.
verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.
I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.
fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases
user: no way is that fedex???
fedex:k
FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis
He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.
It is when you put a fist in the pink and a foot in the stink.
Fred was driving the FedEx so hard that Corina couldn’t walk the next day.
The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.
My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.