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When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.
*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.
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The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.
Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.
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Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.
Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.
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When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.
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The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.
I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!
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lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back
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Flapjack
Flapjacked
Flapjacker
Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.
synonym:
pancake
"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."
"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"
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