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A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.
Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.
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A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.
Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.
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A word The jew crew ususes most of the time when playing halo 2. They call pple who jump around and are suspected of cheating, "lumps"
Omg U lump, I shot u like a billion times with the smg, and u still did'nt die.
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Customer- when can i get that lump
Dealer- When I get my money
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Big, steroid riddled hard men.
e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club
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A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
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