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machine

The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.

Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.

by snootch May 12, 2003

14πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


machine

anything more advanced than a pitchfork

guy1: thats sum machine

by roge May 9, 2005

14πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


machine

the type of person that destroys everthing in there path includng fences, road signs and young children, often after alcohol or when the command 'FINISH HIM' is yelled

you walk into a road works sign you shout 'FINISH HIM' then the machine beats the sign until it cannot be recognized

by previous victim November 16, 2010

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


machin

A true pharmer

omfg 20k posts? liek that is irl respect, girls and money holy fuck d00d!!!

by Bakerton January 15, 2004

13πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Machinations

Machinations, the juices produced by a woman during sex

Damn, her machinations were flowing and tasted real good.

by Marlin1952 November 12, 2019

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.

Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

by p0ps0da April 8, 2021