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When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.
My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.
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While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.
"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."
A sexual foreplay move where a scantily or bikini clad women smashes coconuts on a beach while sitting on a rock.
Jack says, "Nothing gets me in the mood faster than picturing picturing Laura doing the Maui."
He is a BAD BOY !!! Has a love for fashion, fast cars and HOT GIRLS. Will always be honest with you, hates sugarcoating things. Very caring and a sucker for Romance ! A funny/goofy person. Beware, you might fall in love with him on the first night.
Girl: OMG MAUI, WHY ARE YOU SO BIG !?
HE IS A BAD BOY. Loves super cars, fashion, and SUPERMODELS. He is a caring and romantic person. Likes to take long walks along Washington St on Sundays. Favorite sport is FISHING.
Girl: OMG Maui, you’re soooo BIG !!!
HE IS A BAD BOY. Loves super cars, fashion, and SUPERMODELS. He is a caring and romantic person. Likes to take long walks along Washington St on Sundays. Favorite sport is FISHING.
Girl: OMG Maui, you’re soooo BIG !!!
Maui is such a wonderful person to be with. She may sometimes get confused about what path to take at first, but when she already choose something, she will surely be successful on it. She is also fun to be with, always have a lot of stories to tell. You will never get bored once you’re with Maui. She’s loving, thoughtful, caring and beautiful. She’s one of the most genuine woman you’ll ever met in you whole life.
Friend: Hey Maui! Long time no see!
Maui: Hellooooo!!! I have a lot of stories to teeeell!!!
Friend: Oh, I’m ready for it!