A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.
"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"
dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch
Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*
Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???
Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate
Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!
Kinapper: I have no choice..
Kyle: ???
Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER
Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.
Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation
Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
The greatest mother F***ing chicken
Popeyes chicken is fucking awsome!
Popeyes chicken is the Shizzney!
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A large ass which is completely comprised of fat accumulated from eating too much Popeyes chicken.
"Damn! You see that girl? Now that's what I call a Popeyes Ass!"
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