Covaids

A severe and complicated case of Covid-19. Covaids is highly contagious and emphatically unwanted, but inevitable for many. In some South East London cultures, contracting Covaids is considered an indicator of social standing.

Chris: “That slag looked like she was full of Covaids”
Chloe: “Oi that’s my Mum”

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Covaids

Corona virus and AIDS

Face masks and condoms protection from COVAIDS

I was horny so I hooked up off Craigslist, I think I have COVAIDS

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COVAIDS-20

COVAIDS-20 is a new strain of the recently released COViD-19 disease, which was formulated by a monkey, bat and human threesome, which then had a baby, a ManBatMonkey. This ManBatMonkey was then summarily caught, caged, sold and slaughtered in a Chinese wet market, because they could. The resulting illness spread faster than anything before it, but it was much more lethal than COViD-19, as it instantly turned people who contracted the illness gay and they had a burning desire to cross breed with animals. There is no known cure, except this disease has only affected stupid people, so only about 80% of the worlds population will be affected by the disease

There goes hat guy with COVAIDS-20 and his conclave of animals the sick, dirty, horrible, sweaty mongoloid
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality

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