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1.Metallica's 3rd album, considered by some to be the greatest metal album ever. It was also Cliff Burton's last album with Metallica (He died in a tour buss accident shortly after completing the album).
2. The title track of the above album. Probably Metallica's most famous song. The lyrics are about Drug Addiction, refering to the drug (most likely cocaine) as "Master".
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When a weightlifter develops his upper body to be heavily muscled, and never trains his legs which are inordinately undersized by comparison.
Jim: "Hey Steve look at that guido muscle head training his upper body for the 5th time this week. He needs to start training his legs."
Steve: "Well that's exactly why everybody calls him Puppet Legs!"
A puppet piss is when instead of holding your penis to piss, you pinch the skin on the top leaving your dick hanging like a puppet while you aim.
Just for fun, I did a puppet piss at the gas station.
This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.
America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.
When characters like ALF wore things like trenchcoats to hide their physical appearence.
Gay Liotta's club Slice has a lot of puppets in disguise.
The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.
I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.
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