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When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
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When one is intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol to the point that he can no longer be trusted to drink from fragile or spillable containers.
Craig was so hammered last night he dropped two beer bottles in the kitchen and knocked over a nearly full bottle of Early Times. He was sippy cup drunk.
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A hilarious yet accurate nickname for Joe Biden used by Fox News host Sean Hannity, referring to the fact that Joe Biden always seems sleepy and half there mentally and always acts like he should be at home with his 'sippy cup of warm milky' and his banky.
Guy1: Did you watch Sleepy Joe Biden's state of the union address last night?
Guy2: I watched a little bit of it, but I couldn't take it anymore and turned it off, that demented old fool kept stammering and stuttering and getting words mixed up and confusing facts, I thought he was going to fall asleep right there! No wonder why Sean Hannity calls him 'President Sippy Cup', it couldn't be any more true!
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First discovered as an "ancient" Chinese massage technique, it has now adopted into a childhood assault tactic.
It is started by sticking a single index finger into another's anus. This is followed by a loud cheer of "Sippie Sou Wow!" from the giver.
Dude don't go to that massage parlor, I asked that cute Asian chick for a happy ending and she stuck her finger in my ass.
Girl 1: "Sippie Sou Wow!"
Guy 2: "Gah! Grace wtf!"
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When a woman drinks cum out of a guys sack.
"I gave Jimothy a Rusian Sippy-Cup last night!"
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An expression given when something is really good.
She's unzipping my pants. (sippy-de-dippy-de) Now suck that shit you dirty little slut.
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