Random
Source Code
Random
Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.
24👍 7👎
When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.
I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.
When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.
Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.
A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.
Wow that man loves a Wilson Steam Roller
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
A steam roller is someone who is slow and heavy
The bully can’t run after me cuz he’s a steam-roller