vajungle gym

a warm, moist, playground; commonly referred to as a pussy.

I love to play on my woman's vajungle gym.

33👍 2👎

gym teacher

Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

That gym teacher has a college degree? All he does is yell, sweat, and make us watch bad sports movies.

164👍 15👎

Gym freak

Someone who is obsessed with going to the gym. This person would pick the gym over drinks with friends, and almost everything.

E.g Faiza is a gym freak

Gym Potato

A person who goes to the gym, but does not workout. They walk around slowly watching others workout and think of themselves doing the work. As like when someone watches Karate Kid and then thinks they know karate.

"Dude look at the girl sitting over there."
"Yeah I know, she hasn't done anything at all."
"Total gym potato."

26👍 2👎

Gym Shoes

Known as "sneakers" on the East Coast and "tennis shoes" in the south and western United States, gym shoes are used for exercising and oftentimes are worn in normal, informal settings. The term "gym shoes" is limited mostly to Chicago and the immediate area, even though it is the correct term and the rest of the country is incorrect.

Person 1: "I have my sneakers!"
Person 2: "We aren't from New York. They're called GYM SHOES."

58👍 6👎

Gym Douche

Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.

Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"

Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"

33👍 2👎

Gym creep

A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.

Monica ew, there's that gym creep again that stares at my ass when I workout.