Trumpet

1.Gods girt to the marching band.

2.The awesomest hunk of metal you will ever blow into.

John: I like your trumpet.

Bill: Yeah trombones pretty much suck.

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Trumpet

God's gift to marching band.

Syn: Perfection

Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"

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the trumpet

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over
Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.
Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

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trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

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trumpet

The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)

Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*

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Trumpet

The best instrument of all time. Beats the clarinet by a mile. Clarinets are really stupid. They are the worst instrument. Maybe besides flutes. And flutes? Really? They're just really dopey. Have you noticed that NO ONE plays the flute? Saxophones are cool but overused. Epic Sax Guy? You know him? Yeah, no. And trombones are probably the second best. But none y'all can beat trumpet because it's all dope. You play the loudest, get more solos, and are used in lots of pictures of Jesus and God. They are holy instruments. That's why they're awesome! If you don't agree, you're probably a clarinet.

Man, I wish I was a Trumpet. They're SO cool.

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Trumpet

An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.

Random person: "Hi."
Trumpet player: "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"

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