took an l

When someone loses in something

Guy 1: damn why you so down today
Guy 2: I took an L today in call of duty
Guy 1: that sucks sorry for you dude

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Took Short

The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.

I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.

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took a shit

When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.

I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.

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the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

Took A Piss On

to put someone down verbally originally I found this in wrestling personaility Eric Bischoff's autobiography CONTROVERSEY CREATES CASH

"I took a piss on Sean"

took a lickin'

1. He took a lickin' means that he really got beat up by someone else.

2. He had the shyte kicked outta him.

3. Mark Twain like words meaning that someone was beat with a razor strap, or belt.

2. After they got done with him, he could hardly stand because the beat him nearly to death.

3. Huck Finn said: "Tom if you don't gitt that done your Aunts be liable to make ya took a lickin'!"

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Took Charge

1- To take charge is to act on your own, the opposite for taking orders

2- Take charge is to take responsibility

I really wish in Dead Space 2 game Isaac took charge and didn't take orders but none the less, he's still a badass.

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