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Towel/Toweller : Adjective.
Describing how good something was by how many towels it takes to clean up with afterwards.
"Hey man how was your party last night?"
"A awesome 6 toweller dude."
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The worst word in any language; it is the equivalent of of using every bad word ever said, at once. Only the worst kind of acumen use this word without reason.
Jimmy: I dropped my wet towel on the floor, after I used it this morning.
(Everyone around Jimmy): WOOOO! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON EVER!!
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"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.
"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"
When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)
My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.
Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
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A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
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