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the act where you need two guys and one guy or girl. One performs anal on him/her and he/she gives the other guy head, and the two guys high five in the middle, creating an eiffel tower look alike-ish.
Boone: I got eiffel towered last night!
Chanel #5: Me too! By two hot twins!
Roger and Dodger: Eiffel towering is fun!
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An area in fortnite that you could land and die within 20 seconds if you are trash.
Person 1:I landed in Tilted Tow...(Dead).
Person 2:This is why you never go to Tilted Towers
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The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.
Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.
Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.
The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.
If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.
May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.
See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.
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Hotel or rented accomodation which has a catalogue of disasters associated with it, especially if it includes obnoxious staff, etc.
Named after the classic 1970s comedy series starring John Cleese.
The new student accomodation opened for Leeds University students in 1993 was so bad, the students quickly dubbed it "Fawlty Towers".
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A place of intense bonding of friends. Waldron Tower has been known for its good floor parties and is sometimes confused with the Tower of London. Waldron has been known to harbour large amounts of awkward situations (see perez) as well as being known for large amounts of "floor cest"(see floor 10).
Some important facts that should be known about Waldron Tower is:
1.) Waldron has an amazing view from the top.
2.) Its better on the bottom.
3.) Milk chugging contests should only be attempted from the bottom three floors.
4.) Elevators should not be trusted.
5.) The matress is room 503 should NEVER be flipped.
6.) Century club parties SHOULD be held in room 719.
7.) If you are lucky enough to occupy room 205, you should attempt to make out with everyone in the building.
In closing it should be noted that Waldron Tower may be used as a pick up line. The term "Wheres Wally?" can often be used to great success whilst being inibriated.
Person 1: "Hey can you tell us where Waldron Tower is?"
Person 2: "Where's what?"
Person 1: "Where's Wally?!"
Person 2: "Oh its this way. Follow me"
Person 1: "Thanks. I love you. Do you want to make out?"
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Appleton Tower is the ultimate place to shag for an Edinburgh Uni student. Not only does it have showers to use after, but it also has many discrete rooms to use to fuck your academic counterparts. However, some shaggers prefer the middle of the basement corridor, allowing it to fantastically go viral and give bored uni students something to laugh about.
'I have a tutorial in Appleton Tower tomorrow, i'm probably going to get chlamydia'
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The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.