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Commonly known as "Patrick" or "Patricia" and sometimes "Patty", yet also known to have around 35,000 other aliases, Patrick "trailertrash" is the scourge of melodramatic.com
Aparently allergic to any attempts to improve his intelect, hygene, or social standings, Patrick revels in his low-class standing, as demonstrated by his posts, screen names, wall activity, and general existance.
Known enemies: everyone, excluding his make-believe pals.
Known lies: Every word that he misspells.
Known weaknesses: Being Ignored. Patrick is a true attention whore - Even if it's negative attention, he'll eat it up like a can of Viena sausages he found under his raggedy couch.
Appearance: After much psychological counceling, the only person to have witnessed the horific visage of Patrick and managed to recall the event says that it appeared as if "Someone had set his face on fire and tried to put it out with a rake."
Warning: Despite his claims to the contrary, Patrick "trailertrash" is NOT an administrator, is not afiliated with the site in any support functionality, and cannot answer your questions truthfully. Avoid even reading his posts if you value your IQ, or are under the age of 18.
"The only true thing Patrick has ever done is named himself trailer trash."
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a female who lives the "trailer lifestyle", often identifiable by orange or white bleached hair, blue eye shadow, and a fashion sense that is at least 10 years old. however she is under the impression that she is the next paris hilton. you can find her in any alabama or middle georgia bar attempting to purchase a grey goose cosmo with food stamps.
bartnder: look trailer trash barbie, food stamps dont work for alcohol! trailer trash barbie: but all my tricks pay me with food stamps!
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Collecting Welfare, Social Security and Child Support every month, without ever lifting a finger – except for going to the mailbox and the bank.
“Wow, since she figured out who the father is, she’s been riding the Trailer Trash Trifecta!”
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A genre in in which a rapper very graphicly describes having sexual relations with women
Guy 1: did you hear eminem's new song?
Guy 2: yeah, it is so trailer trash cust
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When the resign from a pipe is scraped, rolled into balls, then rolled in keef. Afterwards the little balls of keef coated resin are smoked in your now clean pipe!
Jim: "Wanna burn one?"
Donny: "Man, I'm all out of weed."
Jim: "Me too."
Betty: "That's okay, we can just make some trailer trash hash, that shit gets you F*ED UP!"
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A human female of breeding age with no morals who happens to live in a low end trailer park.
A woman of questionable heritage who will have sex with anyone, including relatives, in or out of the trailer park.
A tramp who will hop from trailer to trailer and shack up whoever had the best beer, the most drugs or can afford groceries.
A trailer park domeciled female who will trade sex for anything
from a Wal Mart gift card to a new pair of shoes or some booze, snort or even food stamps.
"Wanda is quite the trailer trash slut. Last night she had sex with 3 guys and today she's going to a motel with her uncle."
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Tramp stamp, whale tale, and muffin tops all in one.
OMG, I just saw Trailer Trash Trifecta at Wal*Mart!
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