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We really don’t fucking know.
Dylan: where is the fat fuck
Hunter: Travis is over there with his girlfriend
Dane: how the fuck did he get a girlfriend
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when you rub your balls in your partner's face when they are on the computer, preferably when they are sending a letter to a senator or congressman or something else.
D: My husband is so busy with his campaign and that bitch. I need to cheer him up.
J: Give him The Travis.
D: Heck yea, it's gonna blow his mind!
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1) A mandatory order of bacon at every meal. EVERYTHING else is optional (if that!).
2) Bacon-flavoured single-malt whisky
Murray, feeling fancy, had a single Travis with his air-fried Travis. Yummy!
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A literal golden retriever boyfriend. Likes to chew plastic and listens to Rio Romeo.
"my boyfriend is such a Travis"
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This is a guy who you will either like or be annoyed be. A Travis will either have a happy mood, humor drier than the Sahara, or when he had sugar, act like a kindergartner on crack. A Travis is usually going to have a tropical fruit as his AP Biology teacher and an ice cream flavor for his English teacher. A Travis will have a wide variety of friends, from the tea group, to a flour tortilla, and more. He CAN be caring, but only in dire need or when someone is really feelin down.
Boy 1: Man that dude is going crazy
This one girl in a Spanish class: Of course he is. That's a Travis, aka a kindergartner on crack
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Sexy dude know as Trav as getting bad bitches, But the hoes call him "T-Nasty"
"Is that Travis ?, no that's T-Nasty"
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Travis is an impressive man of wit and brawn. He's a stud with the ladies and often is overcome by so many women wanting his enormous junk. He is a virtuoso at everything he does and is the proverbial anti-chris. Travis is the kryptonite of Chris and is the only hope the world has for defeating the mighty Chris. He battles with his powerful allies: Roger Federer, Taylor Lautner, Rafael Nadal, Michael Schumacher, Jeremy Clarkson, and the almighty Datsun 280Z. Travis can defeat Chris only with the power of the stock 1978 Datsun 280Z because it is poison to Chris, comparable to a silver bullet to a werewolf.
Holy fuck, I think that was just Travis and his counterparts coming from the great battle of Chris vs. Travis. He must have slain the beast and claimed his beautiful latina girlfriend for his own.
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