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A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.
Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.
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A man or a woman who's dating someone WAAAAY older than he/she is. Most likely someone with children with his/her husband/wife away. This term came to life through comparing an old tree with a partner the person is having.
Guy: Dude! You're a fucking Tree Hugger! That bitch has 2 kids!
Guy 2: Aww cmon man, the ho's husband's out of town for two weeks! Let's live life to the fullest!
Girl: I'm such a Tree Hugger!
Girl 2: Yes you are.
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You're fucking a bitch- I mean having sex with a nice female... or male (whatever floats your boat) doggy style outside while your partner is hugging onto a tree for their dear life because you're a G, while at the same time you are leaning forward to lay on your partners back hugging underneath the breast tightly at a fast speed. You can also add on partners if you wanna take it to the next level. Make sure you finish off on your partners face(s) and the tree because chances are if your partner let you do this they're probably gonna like that freaky shit.
Moe: Hey Nate what were you doing in the forest last night with Beth?
Nate: Oh man, you would not believe it! Beth actually wanted to do The Hardcore Tree Hugger! I think I was going so hard that she was sliding all over the tree and shit? I don't know man, but all I know is she said she saw a Big Foot if you know what I mean!!
Moe: Damn Nate! So that's why she got splinters all over her face!
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Often used by me-huggers (i.e.selfish and self-centered people who refuse to care about others and the world around them) to insult those people who deeply care about the environment and the people around them. Tree-huggers love more than just themselves, As with many pejorative labels that aim to hurt and belittle others, the term tree-hugger has been proudly embraced by those who truly want to save the planet for future generations.
I am a proud Trump-voter, unlike those tree huggers in the blue states.
A small or shorter person romantically involved with a peniley-challenged individual who is significantly larger or taller. The term is based off of the idea that the taller partner's large penis would be comparably large enough for the shorter partner to wrap their arms around.
Did you see how small Shaq's new girlfriend is? She's such a little tree hugger!