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The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.
The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.
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A MOTHER THAT TURNED IN TO A TRUCK
MY MOTHER IS A MOTHER TRUCKER BECAUSE SHE TURNED INTO ONE
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Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.
Tom had to pull a three-day run to make it to St. Louis under deadline, so he popped some trucker pills and powered through the night
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1. When your scrotum adheris to your leg due to sweaty nuts. The sweaty nuts can result from tight emo jeans, driving (not just a truck) with out air conditioning, or a very hot day.
2. When your scrotum and penis stick together in an uncomfortable conglomeration of sweat and stickiness.
The cure for "Trucker Nuts" usually results from two stiff shakes of each leg.
"Dude its so hot in here you need a car with some A/C!"
"Hells yeah man I've got trucker nuts from hell!"
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A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.
Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.
A slang word used to describe an individual who commits degenerate acts while wearing a timberland hat.
Trucker Gavin doesn’t believe in equality!
Trucker Gavin doesn’t believe in mouth to anal, only anal to mouth!
Why would I walk in the front door when I can walk in the back! - Trucker Gavin