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Cocaine , powder, white, ivory, crushed ice, speed, that girl, white girl, ish, url (Earl)
Elephant tusk :
"Should I send her Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?" (Same Song and Dance)
This is a hint that the author of the verse uses a straw to inhale white ivory through their nose.
A naked male runs about the room making a god awful sound like an elephant while jerking his man-meat wildly with each step.
AREGH...RAWRRAWRAWR...ARGH ARGH THE ELEPHANT TUSK RAWR
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another name for your penis, Johnson, purple-headed yogurt slinger, one-eyed dragon
Hey Jarry, did you get some strange last night?
"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"
Nah, that's normal.
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The extension of the stand Tusk Act 3 which is activated by the Golden Ratio, and Can rip through dimensional barriers, punch really fast, cause something to rotate infinitely, and say Chumimin before beating the shit out of the president
Johnny: Tusk Act 4!
Funny Valentine: D4C back into the light! HIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!
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The act of four hairy russian guys at night, raping your parents on top of a burnt piece of toast in a new work subway. While doing so, they blast techno and scream BANANA!
Wait what happened? My parents just got elephant tusk wednesdayed on?
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When you are getting some hella good head and your about to cum, you grab the chicks ears and yank her head closer when you cum the jizz comes out of the sides of her mouth like elephant tusks.
*yeah this bitch is gonna be crazy like an elephant after this so watch your cock!*
George: Damn i had a close call last night...
Adam: What happened?
George: I gave a girl some African Elephant Tusks last night and the bitch went crazy! I'm lucky i still got my "purple headed yogurt slinger"!
Adam: Dude next time try a "one eyed panda"
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