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the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.
"Gee, I wish Neddy the Narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now."
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The act of ramming one's own ass with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. One may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.
Ponsonby and the other English aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden African dusk. Their dicks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. His Grace the Duke of Devonshire, who had snapped off a massive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of Lord Melbury's skull and tusked the hell out of the unconscious man's pitiful asshole. The tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. This being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. Sir Fredricks tusked the hell out of Baron Warwick, Fortesque received two tusks, Ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. The majestic ivory of God's great beast was stained with shit containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.
This occasion marks the birth of tusking. Some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of passage, and those who work for Fox News are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
Both women and men can tusk and be tusked.
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A stand, In Part 7 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run.
It shoots nails from your finger, using the Golden Rectangle Rotation.
It has 4 Stages of evolution, called "Act", and it would be called Act 1, Act 2, Act 3, Act 4.
It is capable of making wormholes by making black holes from places the nail bullet is hit by, using the Infinite Golden Rotation.
Tusk Act 4! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!
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1979 song composed by Fleetwood Mac and the Trojan Marching Band. Today, the band plays "Tusk" at almost every single event. The song has become an unofficial fight song of USC, because the students sing "UCLA sucks!" during the refrain.
Partial lyrics are as follows:
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who is on the phone?
TUSK!!! Real savage-like bitch!
UCLA SUCKS!!!
We wanted to play "Tusk" for the student section, but Tony Fox was being an asshole so we couldn't.
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A Tusk is a small, annoying creature, usually in politics who has been promoted far above his/her level of competence. They are prone to making stupid, inflammatory statements when they would be better advised to shut the fuck up, but unfortunately they invariably exhibit all the characteristics of a brain transplant donor. Rear-minded and insular during negotiations they have a talent for retarding progress and making things difficult for everyone else involved. To minimise the adverse effects Tusks have, they should be gagged with their hands handcuffed behind them (to prevent masturbation, they are invariably total wankers and kept out of sight in a small room with padded walls.
Have you heard what that wanker Tusk has said about people who support Brexit?
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Prison slang for the active-partner in anal-intercourse
"yeah, you are new so you gonna take the lower bed, and guess who's gonna be a tusk in this relationship? Ain't gonna be you!!! hehehehe now bend over, sweetheart...
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An adjective that implies complete, brutal, and utter AWEsomeness. The word pulls its beastliness from the first animal who woke up one day and realized it had tusks. Looking down at the newfound tusks, it felt the feeling that only the word Tusk can describe.
Dude, the way you macked on that girl was totally Tusk! - or simply - TUSK!!!!
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