two

the number of genders there are

Guy one: how many genders are there?
Guy two: two.

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two-one-two

When a woman goes down on her man in a movie theatre and they're the only ones that that row. To someone who's just spotted them, this person would see two heads, then one head, then two heads again, thus: two-one-two

I walked late into my movie and noticed that I wasn't alone, there was a two-one-two going on up in the last row.

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Twoing

When you plan to do something or go somewhere and figure out a second reason to do it.

Twoing saves me time, money and energy. I'm twoing this journey by shopping and collecting the kids.

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that’s two

Something you say when someone says some unbelievably stupid shit, usually followed by two backhanded slaps on the arm.

Guy 1:”Ew what’s that coming out of my asshole?”
Guy 2:”It’s shit.”
Guy 1:”Ohhh.”
Guy 2: “That’s two.” *slaps arm twice*

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two

double good bye (in addition to 'one')

cya cya, bye bye, peace peace, one two out
alright man, cya later, one... ok later, two...

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Twos

Originally meaning to roll a cigarrette out of tobacco made from the butts of previous smokes, but ofetn taken to mean sharing a cigarrette. The practice is supposed to have originated in prisons.

1. I ran out of grettes so I'm smoking twos until I find some change

2. (A)Can you twos me blad
(B) Nah, it's my last one

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two

Used by Cub-Scout Colour-Guards where I'm from, (not really pretty universal) usually to dismiss the plebs that are ruled by the benevolent speaker of the Colour-Guards.
(Example is at end of a Scout event because before the Scout event would be too long)

Color guard, attention. Will the audience please rise?
Color guard, advance, Scout salute.
Color guard, retire the colors. (Flags)
Two.

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