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The action taken by attendees at Philadelphia sports team events whereby the attendee moves from inexpensive seats located high in the venue, to much pricier tickets located closer to the field, typically involving several intermediate stops en route. When viewed from above, the path taken by said attendee would mimick the movements of the Plinko chip - side-to-side, yet still descending - used in the game "Plinko" on the popular, long-running American game show "The Price is Right."
Following his 3rd inning restroom break, Tom decided to enhance his game-watching experience using a Philly Plinko Upgrade. His path, over the course of the next 4 innings was as follows: Section 305 Row 20, Section 207 Row 17, Section 106 Row 15, Section 110 Row 23, then finally Section 110 Row 5. Hello Philly Phanatic!
Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
A boob job, or an upgrade of the twins.
Did you see the rack on that chick? Naah, thats Post-market upgrade not OEM
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This is for females:
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
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When the person you are dating or having an affair with is not bad but still needs a bit more work to improve their game.
Yo that bitch tasha gotta fatty but her head game is weak, she still upgradable though.
Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.
- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.
Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.
What do you mean, I hardly drive.
No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.
Oh.