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Girls from Urne, must be viewed cannot be written!
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What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.
My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!
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The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.
Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.
To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?
I would never barf in your urn!
Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
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The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.
The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.
Urn mode is a term for when you die.
Going urn mode basically means dying
Noun. (kaw-fee urn)
Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds
After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.