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Tough and capable yet still a feminine woman.
Leeza did a hell of a job with that mission, I can't believe that some didn't think she could pull it off. She's a damn Princess with an Uzi.
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The resulting discharge upon standing up after one homosexual ejaculates in another's ass... The fruit is oozing
Elton John splurged a fruit uzy right before he left Ricky Martin's hotel.
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When you try to type Lil Uzi Vert into any Apple device, but autocorrect changes Vert to vertical
Yo, I hate autocorrect, it made me google Lil Uzi Vertical instead of Lil Uzi Vert.
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A true goat that barely releases music. He is 5'4 but when he stands on his money he is 6'6. And when he hits her once shes dismissed. He can't fuck her sister so he made her lick dick. He is the greatest rapper of all time. All of his friends are dead so push him to the edge. He runs away on nardwuar interviews.
Omg is that Lil uzi vert, that guy is the greatest rapper I know. I heard he is 5'4, but when he stands on his money he is 6'6.
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Lil uzi Bert is a nickname for any male called Bert. This male is usually tall with sheep like hair. Lil uzi Bert’s always own a jack russel named ben and a raccoon named jerry. Lil uzi berts always think there tough because they do MMA. You will know your near one if you hear what sounds like a velociraptor.
Jim : that guy is a bit different isn’t he
Sheridan : ye he’s a real Lil Uzi Bert
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A savage ass up-and-coming rapper from Philadelphia who's hair is just like most black male GTA Online characters'. This nigga reads Scott Pilgrim, listens to Metallica, Marilyn Manson, and Korn. In his music video "Money Longer", he dresses like that boul from Yo Gabba Gabba and saves some jawn that's suppose to be a black version of Ramona Flowers from some kidnappers. This nigga out there but his songs can get you some mad pussy. For real fuck Netflix. If you play his song "Right Now" while you're chillin w/ a bad jawn, she'll immediately bounce on your cock like a fuckin trampoline my nigga. For real this mofuckas responsible for virginities getting lost out here my nigga. There's something about his music that makes bitches thirsty for some dick. Check his shit out.
I played some Lil Uzi Vert the other day when I was wit my side jawn and her pussy juice flooded the whole crib.
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One who stalks girl's instagram and snapchat accounts while listening to Lil Uzi Vert.
I was at Pablo's house listening to Lil Uzi Vert, and he started stalking some girl's snapchat story. What a Lil Uzi Perv!
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