vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?

Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!

Vase

An uncircumcised penis

Its called this cuz it got an opened round top like that of a flower vase, tho i dont reccommend putting flowers in his vase.

At nude beach
Man 1: damn look at that guys phat vase
Man 2: bruh i wish i had a vase
Man 1: bro guys with vases are ultimate Chads its so much easier to fap with one.

break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.

"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"