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The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.
Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.
"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"
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After having a few glasses of wine and reaching a buzz, this is the effect of gravity versus mind not allowing you to feel any more buzz. The wine begins to taste like juice and you feel no more effects regardless of continued consumption.
hayley: My cheeks felt rosy after those first 2 glasses of wine, but I no longer feel any increasing effects now that I am onto my third.
justin: that is because you have reached your terminal wine velocity.
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A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.
“Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick”
Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.
My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.
what is the velocity of an unladen swallow
depends on wheter it is african or european.
what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*
the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!
The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!
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