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its DUTCH not yiddish, as believed by some unbalanced nojewish people.
Unbalanced child: oy vey is JEWISH.
Validargument kid: Its dutch. everyone knows that.
Unbalanced child: oh yea, youre right, i think ill go change my shoelaces now.
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Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.
"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!
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A witty response to literally any question in Fiji which translates into, "call you grandmother". I personally do not like this joke because my bu is dead.
Miri: Hey Jone, can you top up my bus card?
Jone: Qiri vei bu!
Oi brass, kere jibi (Oi bro, can you spare a cigarette?
Lmao, qiri vei bu
Kubu?
Qiri vei bu
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made of mazo meal, not taro root, paste, dip, goop
Quit slurping up that library paste, it ain't poi vey.
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More emphasized version of oy vey
Oy frickin vey! My girlfriend just screwed another guy.
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"When life gets a little messy but has potential to work out in the end."
Works best when using inflection towards the end of the saying to imply a question.
Nicole "Oh no, the dog just took a shit in my mom's new luggage!" Sam Hey she has already been here two days and leaves in the monrning, That's oy vey in a good way?"
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