Simply, a waffle is an indent left on any part of your body from laying it on something for a bit of time.
I got me some waffles on my arms from laying on the carpet.
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"Dude thats a waffle ass song"
"Man that view is hella waffle"
"That's waffle as fuck man"
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keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).
"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."
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the positioning of a subjecy that will be done be the wife of a household
well you just sit right there and my waffle get it.
(best when said with a country accent)
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To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
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Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.
Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.
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What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE
>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!
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