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Wonder Wallop

A soccer shot hit from distance with unbelievable power and accuracy

Craig-Did ye see that Rooney cunts goal last night?

Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
Archie-Braw stuff

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 5, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock wallopped

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

by chisamosa April 9, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

by dongslap49 February 12, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wallkill Wallop

Having quickie sex in the shadow of an old rusty water tower, preferably in the bed of a truck used to haul old garbage and various debris to the dump.

I Wallkill walloped that chick in the back of my '79 Ford F-150 and she got poison ivy all over her back because I cleaned out the backyard before I picked her up.

by Petie April 26, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pack a wallop

pack a wallop is to provide a burst of energy, power, or excitement.

Also to pack a punch.

I put a special kind of gasoline in my car because I thought it would pack a wallop. It didn't.

by azarashi October 6, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


eggy wallop

a particularly potent fart that smells of egg and hits the room hard.

that eggy wallop you just did is making me sick!

by axiomatt August 25, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž