Whatev

a shorter/lazier/cooooler version of whatever

Whoops forgot there was a test today... ahh whatev!

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whatever

automatically wins any argument

"you think your so smart, well let me tell you something, blablablhablahblllbllblblbllblbahblahblahblah. get a life etc."

your reply: whatever moron.

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whatever

Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.

Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car?
Idiot: Whatever.

Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what???
Intellectual: Whatever...

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whatever

When said in an annoyed tone, it means EFF OFF or SCREW YOU

Karm: You look fat in that dress.
Sue: WHATEVER.

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whatever

aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.

"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'"

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Whatever

A way for a girl to tell a guy go ahead, but secretly don't want them to do what they want to do.

Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that babe"
Girlfriend: "Whatever, It doesn't matter"
Boyfriend: "No talk to me"

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whatever

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

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