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a shorter/lazier/cooooler version of whatever
Whoops forgot there was a test today... ahh whatev!
automatically wins any argument
"you think your so smart, well let me tell you something, blablablhablahblllbllblblbllblbahblahblahblah. get a life etc."
your reply: whatever moron.
Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.
Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car?
Idiot: Whatever.
Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what???
Intellectual: Whatever...
When said in an annoyed tone, it means EFF OFF or SCREW YOU
Karm: You look fat in that dress.
Sue: WHATEVER.
aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.
"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'"
A way for a girl to tell a guy go ahead, but secretly don't want them to do what they want to do.
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that babe"
Girlfriend: "Whatever, It doesn't matter"
Boyfriend: "No talk to me"
verb.
To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.
x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.