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The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.
Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.
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The coolest 420 movie ever, to which there is <b>ACTUALLY<b> going to be a sequel, called "Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam".
You do know what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?
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1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."
"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
When you’re drunk or High (or both) and you go to White Castle at 2-4 in the morning that is when white castle taste the best and can cure any ailments related to alcohol or drugs.
“ hey let go to white castle after bar hopping, get the white castle syndrome going”
An edible form of laxative that resembles small burgers
White Castle cleaned me out
Person 1: I had a shitty burger in Massachussets yesterday.
Person 2: Was it White Castle?
Person 1: Definitely White Castle.