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this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.
Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!
Master of the sky and ground. Grand expert at airplanes and cars of every age and time. Starred in the movie Macbeth with Noah Scordato
Oh man look at that warthog. Shut up Whitman Taylor
A Whitman is a man who typically grew up on a farm and is obsessed with tractors and planes. He will have his pilot’s liscense by the age of 16 but will not have a driver’s liscense until he is 21. He has no type of intelligence and is dumber than a shit-covered rock. His laugh sounds like a broken down tractor trying to start.
Good meme, Whitman.
Whitman Taylor grinds my gears.
A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!
That dude with the colossal forehead
That Whitman over there puts the sun to shame.