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used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you
Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.
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Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...
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why did you come here when you already know you will never have one?
you: ''will you be my wife?''
any girl: ew no what the fuck. you are the only person i fucking hate the in my life, why would i choose you? youre like an libtard without a soul you fuck ass ugly bastard. you look like if you had bathed in cow shit and then rolled your self in dusty ass feathers. can you just fucking leave me alone you ugly ass retarde single fuck?
Girlfriend with loyalty
I just enchanted my girlfriend with loyalty
It's called a wife
The reason why:
-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave
-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned
-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.
-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."
"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)
"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)
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