wife

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

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wife

w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.

Wanted: woman to be wife

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wife

Your worst nightmare.

I had a terrible wife tonight, sweated like pig!

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wife

why did you come here when you already know you will never have one?

you: ''will you be my wife?''
any girl: ew no what the fuck. you are the only person i fucking hate the in my life, why would i choose you? youre like an libtard without a soul you fuck ass ugly bastard. you look like if you had bathed in cow shit and then rolled your self in dusty ass feathers. can you just fucking leave me alone you ugly ass retarde single fuck?

Wife

Girlfriend with loyalty

I just enchanted my girlfriend with loyalty

It's called a wife

wife

The reason why:

-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave

-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned

-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.

-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.

"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."

"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)

"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)

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The Wife

When you have a partnership as in a business and all partners are equal but there is always someone who has a little more control than the others and that is the wife of the partnership. Term also works in other groups such as friendships, etc.

All 13 partners have an equal share in the company, but everyone knows Mr. Smith is the wife.

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