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Extremely drunk, intoxicated beyond imagination, a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol
"How did you get on last night?"
"I drank a bottle of vodka, I was WOMBATS"
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The plug of hair found in the plug hole of bath tubs & shower recesses.
Winnie the Pooh took a shower at my joint, & u shoulda seen the size of the wombat the hairy bastard left behind.
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(oriGin: waste of money, brain and time)
-it is used if you spent your money or used up your time on something useLess...
-wasted something but enjoyed it...
(sa quantum)
b1:pare... bumiLi akoh 50 peso worth of coins, naubos koh dun sa coin machine...hahah!!! di baLe naka 250 tickets naman ako!!!
b2:hahaha!! wombat!!!
(sa schooL sa maniLa)
g1:haixt, kabad3p naman girl, isa na ngalang subject ngaun waLA pang prof...pero nakasama ko naman crush ko!!!
g2: wombat a!!!!
(LAst but not the Least!!!)
tropa 1: dude ,,baket d kna pumapasok?
tropa 2:e kc sabi ttransfer din naman naquh next year..wombat lang pag pumasok pa ko sa ayaw kong course...
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A fat guy who is a bit hairy and small.
Look at that wombat over there he needs a shave
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Similar to that's what she said, but more general.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.
A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.
A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.
(While John is doing homework)
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"
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A person who eatsout , has sex with, and then ejaculates on his partner and then leaves never to return
that "Wombat" hit her up last night
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In a volleyball match, when your team wins a 5 game series 3-0. Also known as a sweep.
Man, we totally got that wombat..
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