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The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website
Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.
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The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.
We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.
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