ya mum

Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

10👍 28👎

ya mum

The woman i plugged my internet connection in to get some hardcore porn

I sure could go for some of your mum right now

7👍 19👎

ya mum

tell ya mum i left the money on the fridge!!

shit ur phone had fuk all vibration! yea so does ya mum

ya mum is so fat she has 2 iron her pants on the drive way

8👍 25👎

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

7👍 25👎

ya mum

a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net
i thikn that might be a bit sly

5👍 15👎

ya mum

ya mum is a word u say when u hav no comeback

-how was ya sleep
-ya mum

2👍 4👎

ya mum

Adding to what i said earlier...

shut ya mum, meaning shut up.

Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.

Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter"
Me: "shut ya mum zoe"

Zoe: "why do you hate me
Me: "erm, ya mum"

"did you have sex with my boyfriend"
"ya mum"

7👍 27👎